There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
gpnpr hd vmdd nm the ggrl whm was mn my lar
I need you to use more vowels.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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