is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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