You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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