good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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