so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
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