so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
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