found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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