I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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