Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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