ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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