with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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