she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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