so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
that may or may not have been my penis.
Randomize
