they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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