Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
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