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I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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