were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Its about making memories worth repressing
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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