Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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