I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Randomize