think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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