Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
We were destined to go to rehab together
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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