Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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