she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I enjoy the company of your penis
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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