i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
God I need to hump something, right now.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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