It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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