On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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