can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
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