I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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