3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
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