my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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