This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
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