He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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