Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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