I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
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