at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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