Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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