Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Randomize
