she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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