I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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