Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
It's no shave November. This is our time.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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