I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Randomize
