I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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