Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
