We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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