His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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