after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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