That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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