I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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