Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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