if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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